Roger Wilco and the Fragagon by unknown *** Begin movie... - Roger's return from Space Quest XII landed him back in Space Quest IV. He was feeling a bit confused. The bar was still there, and so was his Aluminum Mallard. He definitely felt a little burnt out from that last quest on helping out Roger Jr (or rather, Roger Jr helping him) defeat Sludge Vohaul, who would have twisted the future like a rubber mop, but was instead was trapped inside a floppy disk inside the dark, deep depths of the Super Computer. Now he was actually looking forward to Xenon; he was as tired as a pink bunny running low on batteries (who knows if it ever does?). He clambered into the Aluminum Mallard, and was laying in a course for Xenon. The picture appeared for a minute, then... "Oh, shoot!" Roger looked at the computer screen in horror, a message had said: "Oops! You tried something we didn't think of. Error 2:72. Please reset the main Aluminum Mallard computer console." What happened? Did Xenon have a faulty description or something? Roger reset the console and went to Xenon's coordinates again...in it's place was an "UNKNOWN DEVICE" according to the computer. It was shaped like a Pentagon. Roger thought a little while. Was this April Fool's Day? Maybe he was a little woozy...he decided to go to the strange ship anyway. After his Aluminum Mallard lifted out of Magmetheus and rocketed towards the Pentagon, the viewscreen was suddenly covered in laser bolts! YIKES! This unknown device is ARMED. A computer console went haywire: REACTOR - Danger: Critical mass WARP CORE - Danger: Critical mass LANDING GEAR - Danger: Critical mass WARNING - CRASH LANDING EMERGENCY INSET HAVE A NICE DAY, AND FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS TOO... Roger was shocked; he had lost control of the Aluminum Mallard. It swayed a bit, first it went in a circle around the Pentagon. Someone must be controlling his ship through a traction beam. Before Roger blacked out as his ship swayed uncontrollably, he noticed these five letters on the large device's side... "FRAGA"... - Roger woke up to find his Aluminum Mallard...safe! Not damaged! It must've been a wild dream, he must have drifted off in his pilot's seat or something. He stood up. Gee, for some reason the ship was all crooked. He opened up the ramp. Hmmm, didn't work, so he exited out the main hatch. The ship had crashlanded on a strange Kiz Urazgubi-esque planet, but he didn't know this because it wasn't Space Quest 5 yet. Maybe it was Xenon? Perhaps emergency Xenonian captains used a tracti...wait, he started to recall...that Pentagon device just swerved him out of control, like a boomerang, and thrown him onto Xenon's surface. When he looked east from where he was, he could see large, looming thunderclouds. He certainly wasn't prepared for this kind of adventure. It was quiet...too quiet... Suddenly, he saw a quick flash. Maybe it was a shooting star? Nah, shooting stars weren't that close...there was the flash again, along with an audible engine noise. The flash suddenly started to get brighter and closer and quicker, and the noise louder. Soon, both became unbearable as the flashing object touched the surface...why it was a ISBMW. Roger hadn't seen one of these in a long time. The main door opened...and a long leg with a black sleeve came out of the ship. Roger recognized this guy...this man was... Whoops, outta time! Don't worry, you'll see it later when I do the rest of my story. Confused yet? ;D Don't worry, just Subspace Channel IM me or ask me if you want to group fan-fic this.