Roger Wilco - So...you wanna be a hacker
by 80sGuy

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NOTE TO ALL: 

This story is dedicated to Mokalus of Borg, for his thread "Lost My Hacker Community" 

This is...sort of a fanfic, but more of a joke  
Its short, but cool anyway  
It has a bad plot, but has one hacker joke in it :P 



Roger Wilco is seated in front of his computer, bragging to his chat friends about his adventures. Naturally, he's over exaggerating everything. 

Roger: So I was being chased by the sequel police, and I realized I had nowhere to run! My only choice, was to stand up and fight them man to...uhhh...men. Thats right! I had to take on 20 ARMED sequel police guards! 
There I was, armed with only a mop! I ran towards them, dodging laser fire! I thrusted my mop to the ground, vaulted over them, turned around, and....." 

THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION. ONE OF THE WINDOWS YOU WE'RE USING WILL BE CLOSED 

Roger: WHAT! What happened to my chat? I was just getting to the best part! Illegal operation? I haven't done anything wrong! I was juyst chatting! Now the police are involved too!? Damn! Now I have to reload it! 

Roger attempts to load the chat up again... 

THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION. ONE OF THE WINDOWS YOU WE'RE USING WILL BE CLOSED 

Roger: It happened again! Something is wrong here! I think someone might be hacking me! YEAH! THATS IT! Someone in the chat room has found my IP, and is blocking it, so that I can't come into the chat room anymore! Well, I have a solution! I'll Counter-Hack! 

Lets get a list of everyone in the chat room at this moment... 

Fester 
L8ex_Babe 
Localhost 
Elmo_Pug 

Roger: Wait a second! Who's this Localhost? I'll bet he's the hacker! 
Well then! I'll just trace his IP! 

TRACING...... 

Roger: HA! NOW I HAVE YOU! MR 127.0.0.1! I'll just upload this virus to him! 

UPLOADING......Upload Complete 

Roger: THERE! Lets see how he enjoys my home made virus! 

Roger watches in amazement, as his home made virus blows up in his face 

Roger: What Happened! My Computer Died! That Localhost is responsible for this! He's good!!! DAMN YOU LOCALHOST! From this day forth, I will remember your IP of 127.0.0.1! Everytime I have access to a computer, I will upload a new virus! One day, I will have my revenge! 

The End