Rogers Adventures Part One:Fired
By Austin

The first thing Roger heard when he woke up was a beeping sound over at his com. With great effort he stood up and walked over to his com. He looked down at his com and saw a message beeping. He pushed the communications button and commander Kielbasa came up on the screen. Wilco, he said, get your butt down here immediately, Kielbasa out. With that the image faded away. Oh crud, Roger said to himself, I hope I don't have to clean out his litter box. Roger pushed the transportation button and selected the Bridge. With that Roger was whisked away to the Bridge. Roger there you are, Kielbasa said, I have been waiting here for an hour. Sorry sir, Roger said. Roger, Kielbasa started, you have served me well but I fear that the time has come for you to leave. But, but, but, but, but ho will unclog the toilets and clean your litter box?, Roger asked. Allow me to introduce Mario and Luegei, Kielbasa said, now beat it!.
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Roger walked up to the guards for the Shuttle Bay entrance. Commander Kielbasa Fired me and he gave me a keycard for one of the shuttles, Roger said as he showed the guards the keycard. The guards looked at each other then smiled. Wack! Roger landed hard on the Shuttle Bay floor. Roger looked back and heard one of the guards yell, and stay out!. Roger stood up and looked around. Now I wonder wich ship is mine, Roger thought as he scanned the Bay. All the ships had signs above them (K9, K8, K7, K6, K5, K3, K2, K1,). Roger looked down at the key card. The sign on the keycard read K6. Roger looked over at the shuttle with the sign K6 above it, it was a piece of junk, there was a little bit of writing on it, The U.S.S. Crudie. Despite it's form Roger hopped in side the shuttle and turned the Key.