ROGER WILCO and the SLAVES of the GOBERDYGOOKS by Captain Oglok "There he is." pointed the greenskined Goberdygook. "Where?" asked the other. "You mean you cant see him?" "He must be very well camofladged because I cant see him." "Camofladged. Have you gone all Goberdygooked?" "Yes." "Oh yeah I see your point, but anyway. He is standing in the middle of the hall hideing behind a golden mop. You still cant see him?" "Nope." "He's like an Orat hiding behind a bright green leaf in a white room." "Still cant see him." "It would help if you stopped looking at your brain." "Oh yeah," replied the female Goberdygook, swiviling her eyes round to look infront of her. "I see him now. Does he think that we wont see him?" "Shhhhhhh. Lets pretend we dont and walk right past him. Then we suddenly turn and grab him. Ok?" "Ok." The two Goberdygooks walked either side of the not so well hidden Roger Wilco. It had been a spur of the moment master plan for Roger to hide behind his trusted mop. This time though it had failed him. Four long fradgile hands seized him. Roger dropped his mop, kicking and punching thin air. The male Goberdygook dragged him into their ship and tied him to one of the tall backed seats. "You Roger Wilco?" "Yes I am." Roger squirmed. "We have heard you are the best Janitor around this sector. Is that correct?" Roger stopped sqirming. In a proud voice he said, "Yes I am Roger Wilco, Second classed Janitor. Nobody gets gum off the undersides of chairs like I do." "Good to hear it. You will come with us to our planet, where you will be made a slave." "Not just any old slave though Mr.Wilco. You will be the Empiors Number One Janitor, in charge of all lesser Janitor slaves." "Right now though we cannot let you know the way to our planet." said the male Goberdygook, knocking Roger over the head with a blackjack. Meanwile back on the Ship Beatrice came out from her hideing spot. Roger had told her that many a time the closet had saved his life. Everything was quiet. Then she slipped on a mop. It wasnt any mop though, it was Rogers Golden Mop. The looked around and saw the black marks running to the shuttle bay. They hadn't been there before, Roger kept the place very tidy apart from his quarters. "Oh Roger, what have they done with you?" she gasped. She immedatly ran to the Bridge, but those still alive were unable to track the ship. "You have saved my life. Now I will save yours. If only I knew where you were. But that doesn't really matter because this is Space Quest and I have a limited number of Planets of One that I can visit." One of the dying officers butted in. "Ambassador, please stop rambeling. i would like to die in peace, knowing that I completed Space Quest 2 in under five minutes." and then he died. Ok, either I or somone else will continue. Keep it to the storyline that Roger gets taken to the planet of the Goberdygooks where with the other slaves they escape. One of the slaves must be a great warrior named Spaticulas. Beatrice ends up coming to planet and gets taken. Roger goes back and saves her and then they get away in a ship named Chitty Chatty Bing Bong. Oh and since I like Spike Beatrice takes him with her. i think thats it. *** (interactive remake) There arena was hardly filled, but that didnt seem to bother the competing janitors. There was three catorgarys, which were Janitor third class, Janitor second class and Janitor first class. Roger of course was a Janitor second class. The Janitorial games had little to do with being a Janitor. It was infact raceing on scrub-o-matics. Roger lined up with fithteen other. "Three, Two, One, GOOOOOOOOooooooo!" Roger was off in a flying lead, untill he realised he was going the wrong way. He turned round and was determined to catch up. He was only a matter of seconds though untill he crashed into a heap of bump-o-tyers. Roger was still there for the next three minutes. Suddenly though he felt very light, then he realised he was being energized somewhere else. He soon found himself in a room lit only by a few lights around the wall. With him were all the other Second class Janitors aswell as the First class and Third class Janitors. A screen detached itself from the cealing infront of all the baffeld Janitors. It buzzed a while untill finaly it showed a face of a green alien with tight fitting skin. "Welcome,"It said."At this very moment in time you are being transported to the Planet Reekulk where my race, the Goberdygooks live. You will be sold to the highest bidder and become their slave. You may ask your masters questions after you have been sold. Anybody trying to escape this ship or the planet will be sentenced to death, the horrible way. I also may mention that any law breaking on the planet is met with death, the horrible way. Out and not over." The screen buzzed again befor clicking back into place. The voice at the back of Rogers head said. "Wow Roger, what are you going to do?" "What I always do. Sit back and wait to get lucky. I mean be a hero and save the day." "Hey Guys! This door is held closed by a magnet. Does anybody have anything that I could slip under and disconnect the magnets?" asked a Janitor First class. Roger felt deep into his pockets. He pulled out a single buckerzoid. "Hey will a buckerzoid do?" "No, its made of metal you dimwit!" Roger returned to his pockets. He felt his comb. But a sudden thought struck him. Should he give him the comb? If he did then he may be killed for trying to escape. If he didn't, he might never escape. You eat the buckerzoid. Unfortunaly the buckerzoid gets wedged halfway down your throat. Lucky for you, nobody sees your heroic act has somehow they have managed to get the door open. A droid roles along the corridor and stops at the doorway. It turns ready to fire at anybody who dares pass through. Just then Roger coughs up the buckerzoid. With 0%accuracy and 100% luck the buckerzoid flies through the air towards the droid. The buckerzoid firmly hits the On/Off button, shuting the droid down. There is a moment of madness then everybody runs out into the corrider. You go to but at that moment you hear the screams of janitors dying to laser fire. Your not sure what to do. Your gonna have to make your decision quick though.