Space Quest 8: Roger Wilco in Space
by CMK2901

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Roger's eyes shot up to the freight release switch and he knew what must be done. In a deep, burly voice he muttered 

"Goodbye Sensai Hashatoshibotaony, son of Bob." 

He grasped the handle, and flipped it with the strength of one hundred pachyderms. As Sensai Hashatoshibotaony, son of Bob, raised his voice in protest, all sound was lost to the vacuum of space as the freight ship detached, leaving both Sensai Hashatoshibotaony, son of Bob and Roger exposed. Sensai Hashatoshibotaony, son of Bob's head exploded in a gaseous explosion of powdery brain matter, but Roger stayed calm; he had taken his "SpaceDan Pressure Pill" with his bowl of "Count Space Chocula" and baby formula that morning. 

Roger watched with a tear in his eye as Sensai Hashatoshibotaony, son of Bob's bloated, freezing, asian or perhaps klingon body floated into the ocean of black & stars & such. 

"You will be missed, Sensai Hashatoshibotaony, son of Bob" muttered Roger as he tipped his cowboy hat forward and lit up a Marlboro. As he mounted his horse and rode into the sunset whilst shaving his 8AM shadow, he looked back and said 

"Goodbye, Sensai Hashatoshibotaony, son of Bob. Goodbye hombre." 

Roger tipped the mariachis as they played their sad, yet conclusive tune and he rode into the sunset. 

And then he woke up. 

THE END